Bad Luck ( Funny Dating Jokes)

The woman's husband had been slipping in and out
of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by
his bedside every single day.
One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to
come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes
full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me

Erotic evening (Funny Dating Jokes)

Erotic evening ..

After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.

Just One More Quick Drink (Funny Dating Jokes)

A man stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard day's work to relax. He noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket.

bargain with my wife (Funny Dating Jokes)

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.

Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

mother of six (Funny Dating Jokes)

A husband, so proud of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6 children, begins to call her "mother of six" rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles.

A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of her husband's description. "Mother of six," he would say, "Get me a beer!" "Hey mother of six, what's for dinner tonight?" This type of situation persisted to a boiling point.

A Deathbed Confession ( Funny Dating Jokes)

Becky was on her deathbed with her husband, John, maintaining a steady vigil by her side. As he held her fragile hand, his warm tears ran silently down his face, splashed onto her face, and roused her from her slumber.

She looked up and her pale lips began to move slightly. "My darling John," she whispered.

"Hush, my love," he said. "Go back to sleep. Shhh. Don't talk."
But she was insistent. "John," she said in her tired voice. "I have to talk. I have something I must confess to you."

My long distance relationship love quotes collection

The distance between our loved one is one of the worst experiences we can go through. Patience is the key, and we know love cannot die, i also believe that distance makes love grow. Here are some long distance love quotes you can send as a message to your love ones.

Falling in love with the wrong person

Can you really fall in love with the wrong person? This is a question every Man/Woman going into a relationship must ask . It's important before you even start to declare your love for someone that you really take a look at who they are. you should take  notice on how his/her  react to certain situations, e.g. if they get angry easily.

How do I know if I am in an abusive relationship?

Abusive relationships aren’t easy to deal with and sometimes those that are in it tend to be in denial of what is actually happening. Sometimes people let love blind them into believing  many things about their partners. They don’t see what can potentially come of their  relationship or of themselves if they don’t get out  of the abusive relationship. It is imperative that people stand up and take control of their lives and never allow their partner to abuse them emotionally or physically.

Domestic Violence is something that we hear about quite often in the society in which we  live. At any given point in our lives all of us will have an opinion on this matter, especially  after seeing what happened with Chris Brown and  Rihanna and their ordeal. It’s important  for people to understand the severity of being in an abusive relationship, whether it is physical or emotional. With this said, let’s look at certain signs that can allow a person to know if they are in an abusive relationship.

Why are women so complicated and what do they really want ?

Women are multifaceted creatures, they tend to see details rather than big pictures, they appreciate the smallest gestures, and they are passionate when it comes to the way they show their love. That is why Men find women to be complicated creatures and they find it even harder to understand exactly what women want. Well, men the fact of the matter is, women are complicated and  for the most part they have too many things that they want, which makes it impossible for them to just really talk about or focus on one.

Women are complicated only because they are constantly growing and changing in the way they look at life,Women love to look at life through various lenses in order to find the one that suits them best and woman’s life is almost never the same, meaning that it takes another shape or form every single day.